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gohugavulcan said: You stressed? Think about Spock carrying Jim places. Him carrying a sleepy Jim, an injured Jim, a sick Jim, a Jim who really likes the fact that his husband can bench press him with minimal effort. And then imagine Jim trying to carry Spock but failing because A) tiny Kirk B) human, and Spock finds it amusing, so in retaliation for the piggy-back-ride-that-wasn't he fucks Spock into the mattress until he's a quivering mess. There. Now you feel better

04.15.14

jicheshire:

thestonemask:

*aggressively collects money in a video game*

*never buys anything with it*

it’s like some kind of sick security from not having real life money

it just feels so good

04.14.14

the-captains-wife:

dutchster:

worldpeaces:

can we just take a second to realize that there are 14 year olds that weren’t born in the 90’s. just fucking let that sink in.

what the fuck does he want now

image

Thats it that’s the single greatest pun on tumblr

04.14.14

wolfie5520:

smaugwithablog:

wwwgoodreads:

sqwhoretle:

turntechdestiel:

thepondseleven:

harry-p-ron-w:

amoying:

nasturbate:

marshtomping:

nasturbate:

(white girl voice) wait lemme go to the bathroom

are you saying only females of the white race urinate

yes

i am an asian female and i can back this up, i havent urinated since 1902

How old r u

17

*whispers* how long have you been 17

I know what you are

Say it.Say it out loud.

WILDCATS

This post went so many different directions.

(Source: nasturbate)

04.14.14

madilee23:

skeletonflight:

AU The Fault In Our Stars where Hazel Grace succumbs to the cancer and dies and in the last scene all you see is Augustus standing out side with a cigarette between his lips and a hand slowly reaching up to light it.

HOW ABOUT NO

04.14.14

poopflow:

a sex position called the gatsby where you stare longingly at your partner from a distance 

(Source: poopflow)

04.14.14